Not Only Red In The Face

You wanna talk about embarrassing?! My husband and I were over at a new couple of friend's house. We were in their hot tub. I had to use the restroom, so I went outside (in the dark) and into the house. To my horror....when I turned around and sat on the toilet...I noticed a trail of blood! Down my legs, and on their white tile floor out through the living and dining room!!!!! Now to make the situation worse...I didn't have anything to stop it!!!! I had to go outside and ASK her to borrow a tampon!!!!!! So word of advice...if you think you're done your period...or think you may be near starting it....DO NOT sit in a hot tub unprepared!!!!

To My Horror

One day my family and I were driving through one of those "drive through" animal parks. As we were driving through, we were feeding them the food pellets. I was driving, had my aunt, uncle, grandma, and cousin in the car. Grandma wanted to feed one of the zebras, so I rolled down the window for her since I had all the controls up front. Well...the zebra started to put his whole face in the car, so grandma got a little nervous and yelled at me to roll the window up...so I did. As we were slowly going along, we noticed that the same zebra was still following us. All of a sudden, my grandma SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!! I immediately turned around, and to my horror, the zebra's lip was caught in the window, curled back so you could see it's teeth pressed up against the glass! We all about died!